Subtopic B: The Slow Motion Water Cooler, where the coffee machine's perpetual drip and gurgle is a metaphore for the soul-sucking nature of meetings.
A place where the air reeks of stale coffee, where the white noise is a cacophony of awkward silences.
But hey, at least the free water is cold. Sort of. If you're willing to wait 5 minutes.
Would you like to attend another meeting? We have: