MEETINGS: The Never-Ending Saga of Redundant Meetin's Meeting 1 Subtopics/Subtopic B: The Slow Motion Water Cooler

This is where the magic happens. Or, you know, where the minutes get scribbled on a whiteboard for hours.

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Subtopic B: The Slow Motion Water Cooler, where the coffee machine's perpetual drip and gurgle is a metaphore for the soul-sucking nature of meetings.

A place where the air reeks of stale coffee, where the white noise is a cacophony of awkward silences.

But hey, at least the free water is cold. Sort of. If you're willing to wait 5 minutes.

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