Today's meeting will be about trying to reach someone, because that's what we do here. We've been trying for weeks, and we've got nothing to show for it.
We've tried calling, emailing, and even sending carrier pigeons. But they just won't answer. It's like they're allergic to productivity or something.
Go to Meeting 2, where we'll try to reach someone else who will probably ignore us. And then there's Meeting 3, where we'll just sit in silence, waiting for someone to show up.