The Redundant Meeting: A Meeting to Discuss Why We're in a Meeting

Subtopic 1: The Agenda

Discussing our agenda, because we clearly didn't do that last meeting...

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Subtopic 2: The Possibly Relevant Sub-Aside

We'll just quickly cover this, and then get back to the main topic, which we'll forget about.

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