Meeting 1: Redundant Meetings

This meeting has been called 4 times in the past week. We've covered the same topics, with the same conclusions, and the same stale coffee.

Today's agenda:

• Review the minutes of the previous 3 meetings
• Rehash_goals_and_objectives
• Discuss the lack of progress

Subtopic E-1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Someone stole the donuts from the break room. We will discuss the implications and assign blame.