MEETING OF THE UNINITIATIVE

Attendee 2, you're late. Again.

Agenda

• Item 1: Discuss why the meeting started 30 minutes late
• Item 2: Determine if we're still on topic
• Item 3: Conclude that we're not, and start a new topic
• Item 4: Realize we've been here for 2 hours

Notes

• Someone brought donuts
• Someone else brought coffee
• There is a whiteboard
• It's still blank