Redundant Meeting Subtopic 3: The Bureaucratic Abyss

Today, we are here to discuss the finer points of unnecessary paperwork and the importance of filling out forms 27-B/6 and 14-D/7 in triplicate. Please, for the love of all that is good, do not ask questions, just nod and take notes.

Subtopic F: The Inefficient Void is scheduled for next Tuesday.

Please do not forget to bring your lunch, as we will be here for at least 4 hours, possibly more, depending on the number of pages we need to discuss.