Welcome to Meeting 1: Excuses That Never End, where the discussion never actually begins. Because, you know, we're all just trying to get out of here as soon as possible.
Subtopic A: The Caffeine Crash
It turns out, Bob from Accounting had a bit too much coffee this morning. And by 'a bit too much', we mean 'enough to fuel a small engine'. The meeting was interrupted for a 30-minute break while Bob's system crashed.
Subtopic B: The Bathroom Incident
It seems someone left the bathroom unattended, creating a biohazard situation. We've quarantined the affected area until further notice.
Subtopic C: The Microwave Mishap
Apparently, someone tried to reheat last night's Chinese takeout in the office microwave. The resulting smell is still lingering.