Welcome, esteemed members of the Redundant Meetings Committee. Today we're tackling the most pressing issue in the land: the meaning of existence. Or, you know, just the cafeteria options.
Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Introduction to the concept of "What is the purpose of food?"
- 9:15 AM - Breakout session: "The Great Debate: Tacos vs. Sandwiches"
- 10:00 AM - Keynote speaker: "The Existential Crisis of the Bland Salad Bar"