Welcome, future attendees! Today's meeting is on the topic of "Subtopic: The Procrastination Techniques of the Past".
As we've all come to realize, our ancient ancestors were masters of the art of putting off work. They had the perfect blend of excuses and distractions to keep them from actually accomplishing anything.
Let's start with the classic "I'll just take a break and refresh my mind" technique. This involves staring blankly at a wall for an extended period of time, allowing the mind to "clear" and "refocus".
But wait, there's more! The Procrastination Techniques of the Present are just as fascinating!</a>
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try the "I'll just check my phone real quick" technique. This involves scrolling mindlessly through social media for hours, ensuring that your productivity is completely lost in the void.