Redundant Meetings - Meeting 1 Subtopics

What prophets to bring to lunch Part 2

For the love of all that is holy, please do not mention the weather.

  • Tupperware
  • A nice bottle of fine wine (just kidding, we're all adults here)
  • Your therapist's number

Meeting 2 Subtopics

Because you clearly haven't had enough pointless meetings already

  • How to properly use a whiteboard
  • The art of making small talk last longer than 5 minutes
  • The importance of nodding

Why can't we just have a nice cup of tea instead?

We could, but then we'd have to make small talk, and that's just too much work

  • Meeting 2 Subtopics
  • The futility of discussing actual productivity
  • Why the copier room is always locked