MEETING: WHO FORGOT THE REMOTE ACCESS CODE?

It's a miracle anyone showed up. The minutes from the last 5 meetings have been lost in a sea of confusing passwords and forgotten login credentials. We're starting to think it's a ploy.

We've managed to gather the following attendees:

• John Doe
• Jane Smith
• Bob Johnson
• David Lee

And the following agenda items:

1. Why we're still here
2. What's for lunch
3. Why the copier is broken again
4. Who ate the last donut

Next meeting will be held at Meeting 2: Who Forgot the Meeting Room Password

Or, you know, Maybe We Should Just Fire Everyone