Meeting Minutes for the Most Unproductive Meeting Ever

Meeting 1: Who Said What

Who said "The project is going great!"

John: "The project is going great!"

Why this is not true:

- The project is 3 months late

- We still haven't found a use for the 300 pages of code

- The team is still arguing over the meaning of "great"

What does "great" mean?

Who said "We should have started this project 5 years ago"

Sarah: "We should have started this project 5 years ago"

Why this isn't true:

- Time travel isn't real

- We were too busy arguing over "great" to start the project

What does "great" mean?
Back to Who Said What

"I'm not saying the project is going great, but it's going... um, moderately well?" - John