MEETING 1: WHY DID THE SOCKS GET AFRAID OF THE DRYER?

Today's meeting will be dedicated to exploring the existential crises of footwear.

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The meeting will be led by our fearless leader, Bob "The Sock Whisperer" Johnson.

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Snacks will be provided, including but not limited to: Sock-shaped cookies and dryer lint.

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Don't forget to bring your favorite sock-themed joke for our meeting icebreaker!

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