Meeting 1: The Neverending Saga

• Minutes of Madness
• Decisions of the Indecisive
• Action Items of the Utterly Impractical

Adjournment: A Tale of Two Breaks

Break Time:	Duration:	Reason for Break:
10:00 AM	30 minutes	Staring at the wall
10:30 AM	20 minutes	Discussing the meaning of life
11:00 AM	15 minutes	Toilet paper shortages

And so, the meeting never ended. Because, of course, it never ended.