Welcome, meeting attendees, to Meeting #10: Sub-Debate Debacle. Today we will be debating the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping.

Arguments For Pineapple

1. Pineapple is a fruit, and fruits are good.

2. Pineapple is sweet and juicy, and who doesn't like sweet and juicy things?

Arguments Against Pineapple

1. Pineapple is a fruit that belongs on a pizza, not on a salad or eaten as a snack.

2. Pineapple is too big and chunky for a topping.