After 9 hours, 30 minutes, and 14 iterations, the committee finally reached a consensus: we will rename the "New Feature" to "Something Else".
A motion was made to also rename the "Old Feature" to "The Thing We Used to Have", but it failed due to lack of support from the intern.
Next week: Meeting 11, "The Never-Ending Story: Feature 2.0".
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