Minutes from the Meeting of the Century Continued, Part 1

Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice

Topic: The Importance of Being Punctual

• Item 1: John mentioned something about being on time
• Item 2: Jane talked about being fashionably late
• Item 3: Bob proposed a new definition of punctuality
• Item 4: Alice asked if we could just have a nap

Action Items: None, because we still can't decide

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same excuses