MEETING 11: COFFEE MACHINE UPGRADE DISCUSSION

Today we're discussing the upgrade of our beloved coffee machine, which has been on its last legs for weeks.

Current State:

The current machine is from the dark ages and is held together with twine and prayers.

• It's been spitting out more oil than coffee.
• The buttons don't work as well as they used to.
• The cup holders are held together with what looks suspiciously like hope and duct tape.

Potential Upgrades:

We've got a few options on the table:

• Option 1: The Fancy Schmancy - Our top-of-the-line, most-expensive option.
• Option 2: The Budget Option 2.0 - A slightly less-expensive, still-decent option.
• Option 3: The Frankenstein's Monster - We've heard rumors of a mysterious, community-driven, open-source upgrade.

What's your take on these options? Do you want to be the one to decide the fate of our coffee machine?

Meeting adjourned. Coffee machine will continue to spew forth its oil and mediocrity for now.