MEETING 11: THE WASTE OF TIME

Agenda: Discussing the meaninglessness of our existence

Time: 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM

Objective: Prove to each other that we are all wasting our lives.

Discussion Points:

• The meaning of life is to eat more Cheetos
• The importance of procrastination as a productivity hack
• The benefits of using Comic Sans for all official documents

Decisions: We will all go to the break room and stare at each other in silence for 30 minutes.

This meeting brought to you by the letter "M" and the number 11.

Next Meeting: Meeting 12

Disclaimer: The views expressed herein are those of the attendees and do not reflect the views of the company or the views of anyone with a functioning brain.