Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the 12th meeting about the donut budget. We're still on schedule, and by "schedule," I mean the 8th hour of this meeting.
We're still trying to decide on the donut budget, but it's been 12 meetings and 48 donut-fueled hours, and we're no closer to a decision. It's like we're stuck in some kind of bureaucratic Groundhog Day.
As of now, we've spent $1,000 on donut-themed coffee mugs, $2,000 on donut-shaped stress balls, and $5,000 on donut-flavored coffee.
Adjournment Agenda | Decree on Donuts | Secret Donut Schedule