Welcome, esteemed attendees, to Meeting 12: The Caffeine-Fueled Abomination! We're thrilled to announce the grand opening of our Caffein Hub, where the boundaries of human sanity are pushed to their limits.
This meeting will feature an open discussion of our quarterly sales projections, presented by our team's fearless leader, Bob, who has been mainlining energy drinks for 48 hours straight.
Join us as we explore the depths of our company's financials, and the infinite ways we can use our new coffee machine to distract ourselves from the existential dread of middle management.
Agenda:
Don't forget to bring your favorite coffee mug, as we'll have a special "Design Your Own Caffeine Fueled Abomination" station set up in the back of the room.
Abomination Station