Minutes of Meeting 12, where the discussion devolved into a heated debate about the color scheme of the conference room carpet.
Agenda Items:
- Discussion of conference room carpet color scheme
- Update on "Project: The Thing" (still stalled, somehow)
- Breakout sessions on "Best Practices for Napping at Desk" and "Procrastination Techniques for the Modern Workforce"
Key Takeaways:
- It turns out the carpet is actually a lovely shade of chartreuse.
- Project: The Thing will be finished when it's finished.
- Best Practices for Napping at Desk include: 1) setting a timer, 2) using a "Do Not Disturb" sign, and 3) eating a snack.
- Procrastination Techniques include: 1) playing Solitaire, 2) reorganizing your bookmarks, and 3) "recharging" with a power nap.