Minutes of the Meeting:
Attendees: Bob, Steve, Jane, and the Intern.
Objective: To discuss the discussion from the previous meeting, which was about discussing the discussion from the previous meeting.
Action Items:
1. Steve will research the research on the research.
2. Jane will write the report about the report about the report.
3. Bob will... actually, we forgot what Bob was supposed to do.
Next Steps:
1. The Intern will schedule another meeting to discuss the discussion from this meeting.
2. The company will print more copies of the meeting schedule.
3. Someone will bring donuts.
Adjournment:
The meeting adjourned at 3:14 PM, exactly 2 minutes before the scheduled end time.