MEETING 13: THE AGENDA OF AGONIES

9:00 AM - Introduction to the Meeting of the Century

Everyone is expected to arrive early and bring their own chair, as the ones provided will be ergonomic but will probably cause back pain after 5 minutes of use.

9:10 AM - Pointless PowerPoint Presentation

Our esteemed chairperson will guide us through a 20-slide presentation on the importance of meetings, featuring an impressive array of bullet points and confusing charts.

9:30 AM - The Agenda of the Agenda (or is it the Agenda of the Agendas?)

We will spend exactly 20 minutes discussing the intricacies of the agenda, because who needs a clear understanding of the meeting's purpose, really?

10:00 AM - The Breakout Session of Breakout Sessions

Join us for a thrilling session of pointless discussions, where we will debate the merits of the agenda, the chairs, and the snacks.

11:00 AM - The Conclusion of the Meeting (or is it the Beginning of the Meeting?)

Everyone will receive a participation certificate, a bag of stale donuts, and a sternly-worded reminder that we will be meeting again soon, because that's what meetings are all about.