Attendees of the Inescapable Meeting 13
Present:
- Bob "The Accountant" Jenkins
- Jennifer "The Lawyer" Lee
- David "The CEO" Chen
- Emily "The Intern" Patel
Also present: the ghost of meeting 12, still unresolved
Agenda:
- Discussion of why last quarter's profits are not actually profits
- Review of the company handbook (again)
- Introduction of new policies (also not actually policies)
Subpages:
Warning: This meeting may cause excessive eye-rolling, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your career aspirations.