Meeting 13: Finance Prophets of Redundancy

Welcome, esteemed members of the Finance Prophets of Redundancy! Today, we will be discussing the art of doing nothing productive for 4 hours straight.

Agenda:

• 9:00 - 1:00: General inactivity
• 1:00 - 1:30: Lunch break (but let's be real, it's just an excuse to eat Cheetos)
• 1:30 - 5:00: Rehashing the same old ideas we've been discussing since Meeting 7

Important Notes:

• Remember to wear your thinking caps, but don't worry, we won't need them
• Don't bother bringing any work or actual ideas, we're on a first-name basis with procrastination
• Side note: if anyone asks to take a meeting, just tell them we're in a meeting

Next Meeting:

Meeting 14: The Art of Napping

Brian the Bureaucrat will be leading the discussion on the importance of doing nothing