Today, we're going to discuss the importance of doing the same thing we've been doing for years, but with slightly different words.
- Jennifer: "I'm not sure I understand the point of this meeting."
- Bob: "I'm just here for the free coffee."
- Tony: "I've been stuck in meetings like this for 10 years. I've got a Ph.D. in nodding."
- Me: "I'm the chairperson. I make the decisions."
- Jennifer: "This meeting is a waste of time."
- Bob: "I'm pretty sure I just dozed off."
- Tony: "I'm just waiting for the free lunch."
- Me: "We're going to discuss the new report on the importance of discussing reports."