Management

Here's the list of attendees who are still awake after 3 hours:

Bob from Accounting: Still trying to remember what he's doing here.
Jane from HR: Has taken over the meeting to discuss "synergy" and "disrupt the paradigm".
John from IT: Still on his phone, pretending to be "just checking emails".
Sarah from Marketing: Has been "facilitating" the discussion for the past 2 hours.