Meeting 14: The Last Dinner Party

It was supposed to be a celebration, but it ended with a scream.

We've had enough meetings. The ones where we discuss "synergy" and "disrupt innovation" and "synergize our core competencies."

We want to talk about actual things we can accomplish, not just make empty PowerPoint slides for.

So, let's make this one the last. Let's order pizza, drink cheap wine, and make fun of our bosses' ties.

Agenda:

Next meeting: Never.

Previous meeting: Not actually last.