Due to unforeseen circumstances, the meeting will be rescheduled for 3 days from now. Yes, you heard that right. Another meeting to add to your calendar of meetings about meetings.
We are pleased to inform you that the new meeting time is Wednesday at 3:00 PM (yes, on a Wednesday, because why not?). We apologize for any inconvenience caused and thank you for your understanding.
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