Adjournment Protocol 2: A Meeting for the Ages

We're glad you're here! After 17 iterations of "just a quick 15-minute update," we've reached a critical mass of adjournment fatigue. This meeting will be adjourned, but not before we establish a clear plan of action for the next meeting, which will also be adjourned. Again.

Key Takeaways:

• We will not be making any decisions today.
• We will, however, be setting a deadline for the next meeting, which we will also not meet.
• A motion to adjourn was made, seconded, and voted on. By everyone, simultaneously.

Proceed to Adjournment Protocol 3, where we'll do it all again