You're stuck in an infinite loop of meetings. Time seems to be relative, but the coffee machine always breaks.
Current Meeting ID: 1234567890
Meeting Topic: The Importance of Being Unimportant
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and 47 others who are just pretending to care
Agenda:
Time Remaining: 2 minutes, 30 seconds
Warning: Time is being manipulated by the Meeting Overlords. Please do not attempt to escape.
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