Minutes of Meeting 2: Because Who Needs Actual Progress?

Attendees:

• John, still here.
• Jane, still there.
• Manager, pretending to be interested.

Agenda:

• Review last meeting's minutes (which we still haven't done).
• Discuss the importance of not actually accomplishing anything.
• Decide on the best way to waste another 2 hours.

Action Items:

• Send an email to someone to see if they're still awake.
• Post a reminder to ourselves to do this meeting again in 2 weeks.
• Take a 10-minute break to grab a snack.

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