Today, we met to discuss the pressing issue of who ate the last donut in the break room. After an hour of heated debate, it was determined that the culprit was... not found. Again.
Notable attendees included Bob, who fell asleep, Jane, who checked her email, and Steve, who was too busy eating a sandwich to care.
Action items:
- Buy more donuts
- Install security cameras in the break room
- Fire Bob for sleeping on the job