Redoing the same Meeting for the 12th Time

We're redoing this meeting for the 12th time because apparently, the last 11 times didn't work out so well.

We're still trying to figure out why our product is so... broken. Maybe it's the fact that it doesn't do what it's supposed to do, or maybe it's just the fact that our team is just really good at procrastination.

Join us for more of the same, only with a few new twists and turns! Let's try again!

Subtopics:

• Subtopic 1: Iteration Protocol
• Subtopic 2: Why Does Our Product Still Not Do What It's Supposed To?
• Subtopic 3: Procrastination Strategies for Our Team Members

Notes:

1. Meeting 1: Realized we had no idea what we were doing
2. Meeting 2: Decided to start over from scratch
3. Meeting 3: Realized we were still lost
4. Meeting 4: Started to get a little worried
5. Meeting 5: Had to call in sick
6. Meeting 6: Was rescheduled due to weather
7. Meeting 7: Realized our product was still useless
8. Meeting 8: Decided to just pretend it was working
9. Meeting 9: Got called out on it by our boss
10. Meeting 10: Started to wonder if we'd ever get it right
11. Meeting 11: Realized we were just going through the motions
12. Meeting 12: Redoing the whole thing again