Meeting 2: The Unnecessary, Yet Somehow Enduring, Affair

The meeting that could have been an email.

Minutes from the meeting that nobody attended:

• Item 1: Reiterating the same point, just to be sure.
• Item 2: Repeating it again, for emphasis.

A brief history of napping during meetings:

• The Ancient Art of Sultans: Napping as a form of self-discipline.
• The Modern Era: Napping as a form of passive-aggressive protest.