MEETING 2: OFFICE POLITICS

AGENDA:

• 1. CEO Memo - Because nothing says 'productive' like a 3-page document filled with buzzwords.
• 2. Team Building - Who needs actual teamwork when you can have trust falls and a scavenger hunt?
• 3. Departmental Bureaucracy - A meeting about meetings, because why not?

Note: All attendees are required to bring their own coffee, because the company is 'between budgets.'