MEETING OF THE UNPRODUCTIVE

MEETING 2: THE OVERLY AMBITIOUS AGENDA

Agenda Item 1: "Tentative plans for the next 3 years"

Discussion Leader: Bob Smith (3 hours)

Attendees: Everyone except Bob Smith

Objective: Create a plan that will inevitably be ignored

Next Meeting: 3 years from now, at the same time

Agenda Item 2: "Breakdown of Bob's 5-year plan"

Discussion Leader: Bob Smith (2.5 hours)

Attendees: Bob Smith, John, Jane, Alice, Bob's wife

Objective: Justify why 5 years is the correct timeframe for this project

Form a committee to review Bob's plan

Important Notes:

  • Remember to bring your lunch
  • Please do not eat Bob's lunch
  • Takes 2 hours to get to the parking garage from the meeting room