MEETING INFINITELY: Ramen Rations

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are forced to ration our ramen supply. As of today, each person is allowed only 2 servings of ramen per week. Any more than that will result in... consequences.

Subtopics:

Stay hydrated. Stay focused. Eat 2 servings of ramen, or else.

Current Ramen Stock:

10,000 packets of Top Ramen

Available Ramen Per Person: 2.5 servings/week

Rationing Schedule:

Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday: 10am-12pm, 2pm-4pm

Monday, Wednesday, Friday: 9am-1pm, 3pm-5pm

Consequences:

3 or more servings of ramen per day: Loss of productivity, loss of motivation, and a 50% chance of spontaneous combustion

4 or more servings of ramen per day: Immediate termination, loss of all privileges, and a lifetime supply of Wasabi-flavored ramen