Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are forced to ration our ramen supply. As of today, each person is allowed only 2 servings of ramen per week. Any more than that will result in... consequences.
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Stay hydrated. Stay focused. Eat 2 servings of ramen, or else.
10,000 packets of Top Ramen
Available Ramen Per Person: 2.5 servings/week
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday: 10am-12pm, 2pm-4pm
Monday, Wednesday, Friday: 9am-1pm, 3pm-5pm
3 or more servings of ramen per day: Loss of productivity, loss of motivation, and a 50% chance of spontaneous combustion
4 or more servings of ramen per day: Immediate termination, loss of all privileges, and a lifetime supply of Wasabi-flavored ramen