After the first meeting, where everyone disagreed on everything, we decided to have another meeting to rehash the same ideas, just to make sure we were really clear on the fact that we didn't agree.
Unfortunately, this meeting was a complete repeat of the first, with everyone arguing the exact same points, and still not coming to any kind of consensus.
As the meeting dragged on, people began to get hungry, and someone suggested a break for pizza. But even this simple decision was met with resistance, as someone had eaten the last slice in the break room and someone else had forgotten their wallet.
Despite the chaos, someone had the brilliant idea of having a 'second meeting' to revisit all the same topics, because, as they put it, 'we can't be having just one meeting when we can have two!'
See meeting 2: The One Where Everyone Agreed on Nothing (Again)