MEETING INFINITE DESCENT: Meeting-2/Subtopic-4/Sub-subtopic-5

Welcome, brave soul, to the never-ending abyss of meetings. Today, we're diving headfirst into the subterranean caverns of Sub-subtopic-5. Please hold on to your coffee and your will to live, as we embark on this perilous journey.

Agenda

1. Revisit Meeting-2/Subtopic-3 because, let's be real, we still haven't figured out what that one is about.
2. Discuss the finer points of Sub-subtopic-5, including the meaning of "fine-tuning" and whether it's a euphemism for "we're just winging it" or "we're actually doing something productive."
3. Take a 15-minute break to scroll through memes, check our phones, and contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.
4. Return to the main meeting, where we'll regroup and rehash theประก previous 4 hours' worth of discussion.

Side Effects of Infinite Meetings

Known to cause:

• Existential dread
• Caffeine-fueled psychosis
• Permanent scarring on the furniture