MEETING DOCUMENT 2: Subtopic 4: Sub-Subtopic 8: The Pointless Discussion
Summary
This is a meeting about the meeting we had last week about the meetings we had before last week. We discussed the topic of "The Importance of Meetings" and how they are not actually important. However, we will still have to have meetings about meetings because, well, that's just the way it is.
Action Items
- Send a memo to the team about the futility of meetings.
- Set up a meeting to discuss the meeting.
- Bring donuts.
Proceed to Subtopic 7: The Meeting That's Just a Bunch of Jargon
Open Issues
- Why are we still having meetings about meetings?
- Can we just use email for this stuff?
- Why do we have to wear suits to these meetings?