Meeting 2 Sub-Topics, Sub-Topic 6 Sub-Subtopics

This meeting has been going on for hours, and we're still on Sub-Topic 6 Sub-Subtopics. The air is thick with the scent of stale coffee and desperation.

Agenda for today:

• Sub-Topic 6.1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• Sub-Topic 6.2: The Inevitable Rise of the Micromanagers
• Sub-Topic 6.3: The Unending Debate Over Who Ate the Last Donut

Next meeting: Meeting 3 Sub-Topics, because apparently we're not done yet