After 2 hours of deliberation, we have reached a resolution:
Subtopic A will be reorganized into 4 sub-subtopics, because 3 wasn't enough.
The color scheme for the report will be changed to "Burnt Sienna", because "Burnt Sienna" is a real color, right?
All meetings will now be held in the conference room with the broken chair, because it's "good luck charm".
The meeting minutes will be written in Comic Sans, because who needs readability?