Welcome, attendees, to Meeting 2: Subtopic B, The Banter-Bore! Today's agenda is packed with an endless supply of tangential discussions and pointless debates. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds.
We'll begin with "The Great Watercooler Debate", where we'll discuss the merits of hot and cold water in the office fridge. Who needs a functioning water cooler when you have a 2-liter of room-temperature soda?
Next up, we have "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler". Who could be behind the disappearance of the office stapler? Was it a rogue intern? A jealous coworker? Or perhaps a dastardly stapler itself?
After that, we'll have "The Unending Debate on the Best Pizza Toppings". Do you prefer pepperoni or sausage? Or is it all about the olives? Let's settle this once and for all!
Subtopic C: The Sausages Conundrum
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