Because, honestly, have you ever tried to have a meeting in Slack? It's like trying to have a conversation with a sentient chatbot that's secretly a sentient chatbot.
But, in all seriousness, Meeting 2 has been tasked with finding a solution to this problem. And, as it turns out, the answer is not to use Slack, but to use... Slack-But-Not-Really (a new platform that's like Slack, but not actually Slack).
But don't just take our word for it! Read the full report on why Slack-But-Not-Really is the superior choice.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can Try the Slack-But-Not-Really Experiment and see for yourself.