Welcome, attendees of Meeting 2.5. We're glad you could make it. Today's agenda is a thrilling mix of pointless discussions, awkward silences, and the occasional burst of actual productivity. Don't get too excited.
We're currently on Agenda Item 3: "The State of the Meeting" - a thrilling exploration of our meeting's progress. So far, it has been... eventful.
You know who to blame for the lack of progress, but we'll get to that later. For now, let's just pretend we're having fun.Up next: Agenda Item 4: "The Art of Procrastination", a seminar on how to waste even more time.
Join us for the thrilling conclusion to Meeting 2.5!