This meeting has been going on for an eternity. The clock is stuck, and the coffee machine has been jammed since 2007. The air is stale, and the fluorescent lights have been flickering since 2003.
We're trying to discuss the Smith account, but it's just not happening. The CEO is on his third hour of monologue, and we're all just sitting here, pretending to care.
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Warning: side effects of prolonged exposure to this meeting may include but are not limited to: eye strain, boredom, and spontaneous combustion.
Current time: 5:00 PM
