MEETING 3: THE ANNIIVERSARY

Today we're having the third iteration of the same meeting. Because, you know, why not?

We're going over the same old agenda, with the same old bullet points, because repetition is a form of mastery.

There will be cake. Because meetings without cake are not meetings at all.

Agenda:

1. Reviewing the minutes from meeting 2 (yawn)
2. Discussing the same old project status (still not done)
3. Deciding on a new project status (still not done, but with more bullet points)

And, just like last time, we'll be having a meeting to discuss the meeting that we had last time, which was about the meeting we had the time before that.

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, because meetings without snacks are not meetings at all.

MEETING 4: THE ANNIIVERSARY + 1

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

View Meeting Schedule

Or, if you're feeling lost:

Contact the Meeting Committee for Help

Or, if you're feeling really, really lost:

MEETING 0: THE BEGINNING OF THE ENDLESS MEETING CYCLE

Because, you know, it's not like we're ever going to stop having meetings or anything.

THE ENDLESS MEETING CYCLE WILL NEVER END.