MEETING 3: BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE

You have been summoned to Meeting 3: Bureaucratic Red Tape. Please be prepared for a thrilling experience of pointless paperwork and existential dread.

Today's agenda:

• Bureaucratic Red Tape: Bureaucracy
• Bureaucratic Red Tape: Bureaucratic Red Tape Bureaucracy
• Bureaucratic Red Tape: The Endless Loop

Bureaucratic Red Tape: The Fine Print

1. Form 3456-DF-1234 must be filled out in triplicate and submitted to the Bureaucratic Red Tape Department.
2. Section 7, subsection B must be initialed by a supervisor or higher.
3. Failure to comply will result in a meeting with our fearless leader, who will regale you with tales of 1992's most epic of bureaucratic victories.